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What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 04:10

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

Am I the bitch for never wanting to talk to my sister again because of something she said while talking back to me?

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

If you’re an atheist, what would be your motive in spreading atheism, and why would you care what others believe?

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

How do you explain the involvement of a mainland Chinese visitor, her local relative, and a 65-year-old friend of the latter in the suspected money laundering case seized by Hong Kong police?

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

Is it wise to SECRETLY expose a narcissist by telling others that he/she is a covert narcissist?

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.